Humourous Thought (Thanks Swami for this gem!):
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
We, the Indian salaried class, run the country with our Tax-Deducted-at-Source (TDS) + Surcharge + Cess, is well-known. Ofcourse, there are the Ambanis, Mallya, Birlas & even Shah [...]